Which Kevin Smith Movie are You?
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Which Kevin Smith Movie are You?



1. Which of the following is most appealing to you?

lesbianism
hockey
religion
the mall
road trips

2. What kind of movies do you like?

romantic
documentaries
action/adventure
comedy
all of the above

3. What is your biggest flaw?

secret past
jealousy
not having faith
can't hold onto a relationship
i'm too forward with people

4. What band/s or singer/s do you prefer out of the following?

soul asylum
alice in chains, bad religion, stabbing westward
alanis morissette
bush, weezer, sublime
morris day and the time, afroman, steppenwolf

5. What kind of people do you fall for?

kind, smart, and funny
just a typical person with typical problems
the bad boy/girl
cute and kick-back
totally hot and popular

6. Which actors/actresses do you like the most out of the following?

Ben Affleck / Joey Lauren Adams
Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson
Matt Damon / Linda Fiorentino
Jeremy London, Jason Lee / Claire Forlani
Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith / Shannon Elizabeth

7. Where would you rather hang out?

comic conventions
convenience store
churches
the mall
hollywood, ca

8. What do you want most?

something you can't have
the day off of work
to save the world
to win back my boyfriend/girlfriend
revenge

9. Choose a quote:

"Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me..."
"My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad."
"You people! If it hasn't been made into a movie, it's not worth knowing about, is that it?"
"Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!"
"This is the pulse. And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass!"

10. Which is your favorite Kevin Smith movie?

"Chasing Amy"
"Clerks"
"Dogma"
"Mallrats"
"Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back!"